Saturday 19 May 2012


Let me reiterate: Dango plays bass guitar and has always done so. Remember this, because it’s fucking important. Dango is a bass guitarist. He will not hold with other varieties of guitar. Acoustic in particular is absolutely intolerable. Dango is the only man who can serenade a beautiful woman on the bass alone.  He performs a solo act in certain nightclubs, attracting a small but devoted fanbase. He becomes an underground legend after his death, which is always a much anticipated event.

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